The Bionic Man

[Rondy]

I saw Lee Majors the bionic man the other day on the Royal Mile. He looked a million dollars... he's really let himself go...
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Dave decides to go to the cinema he buys a ticket and goes in to watch the film.
Five minutes later he comes out and buys another ticket and goes back in
Five minutes later he comes out and asks for another ticket
"What's your game asks the girl behind the kiosk this is the third ticket you have bought."
"I know said Dave but there's a woman in there who keeps tearing them in half."
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