Murphy In Hospital

[Rondy]

Murphy is laying in bed in hospital covered from head to foot in bandages with just two little slits for his eyes
His mate Paddy comes to visit and asks "what happened to you"
Murphy says "when i came out of the pub last night a lorry caught me a glancing blow and knocked me through a plate glass window"
"Beejabers "says Paddy "its a good job you were wearing all those bandages or you would have been cut to ribbons"