Little Johnny

[Rondy]

Little Johnny's class teacher was Mrs Smith, "Today", she said " we shall be playing the guessing game"

Mrs Smith took out a brown paper bag- and described what was inside.

"What I have here is a plump object , it has two protruding areas and is very smooth".Johhny immediately puts his hand in the air but Mrs Smith opts to pick Mary instead "Is it ball keyring miss?"

"Sorry , no it is not , but I like your thinking" replied the teacher "It was a peach".

"As for my next object , it is also a smooth object, one which has a protruding tip at one end" , whispered Mrs Smith Johnny threw his hand up in the air , only for the teacher to choose Greg who says-"Is it an pen miss?"

"No " replies Mrs Smith "But I like your thinking." "It was an orange"

Johnny, was very angry at these snubs and piped up "Miss i've got something in my pocket, it is round , hard and has a head!" "Gosh Johnny" , replied the teacher , "how rude",

"Its a 10p miss , but I like your thinking."