Hic

[maggiebee]

I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in my bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.

So, I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.

It turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home!