Put On Weight

[Rondy]

My wife put a lot of weight on during the Lockdowns. Went out for the first time in ages for a meal and the waiter said "How did you enjoy your meal?"
"Beautiful," my wife answered. "I ate every bit of it."
"And you sir," the waited asked. "How did you find the pork belly?"
"Well," I said. "We met on holiday six years ago."