Golf Or What?

[Rondy]

Four men are on a golfing weekend. One says "I've had to promise to erect some garden decking to come on this trip."

Another says "I've promised the wife I'd paint the garage door when I get back."

The third says "I had to agree to buy her a new coat to come here."

The last said "I just set the alarm for 5.30am, gave the missus a nudge and said - intercourse or golf course?"

She said " Wear your sweater its cold out."