Five Pounds.................

[Shaglene]

Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language.

Mute1 “What would you like to do?"

Mute 2 "I don't know what about you?"

Mute1 “Let's get my car, find some girls, drive to the woods and have some fun."

Mute 2 "Good idea."

So they get his car, pick up some girls, drive to the woods and are having a ball when mute 2 in the back seat taps the guy in the front seat on the shoulder.

Mute 1 What?"

Mute 2 “Have you got any protection?"

Mute 1 "No. Haven't you?"

Mute2 “No. We had better go to a chemist and get some."

They proceed to drive to a chemist and mute 2 gets out and goes inside. In two minutes he is back outside and taps on the car window.

Mute 1 “What?"

Mute 2 “I've got a problem."

Mute 1 “What?"

Mute 2 “I can't make the pharmacist understand what I want."

Mute 1 “I know What to do."

Mute 2 "What?"

Mute 2 "Go back inside. Put five pounds on the counter, and then put your d!ck on the counter. He'll know what you want."

Mute 2 "Good idea."

The man goes back into the chemists and two minutes later he's back at the car window.

Mute 1 "Well?"

Mute 2 "It didn't work."

Mute 1 “what do you mean?"

Mute 2 "I did what you told me to do. I went inside. I put five pounds on the counter. Then I put my d!ck on the counter."

"He put his on the counter and it was bigger than mine" "Then he laughed at me and took my five pounds."