Hotel Maid

[Rondy]

The hotel manager found a beautiful blonde maid looking rather guilty. "What is the matter, my dear?"
"Well, the man in room 1210 called down for room service, and I was sent up to his room. I walked in. He took one look at me, tore all my clothes off, and made love to me right on the floor."
"Oh," consoled the manager, "you must be feeling terrible."
"I am. I never even found out what he rang for."

[Hopkirk]

He only wanted a roll for breakfast.