In The Bakery

[Rondy]

I went into a bakers yesterday.

"How much for a big doughnut?" asks I.

"A paand" says yer man.

"OK so. How much for this cream cake" says I.

"A paand" says he.

And so on, and so forth.

"OK", says I "so everything in the shop's a pound then".

"Yes".

"Alright, I'll have a slice of this cake here, then" says I.

"Right you are me old son, that'll be two paaand", says he.

"Hang on a mo", says I, "I thought you said everything was a pound!"

"Ahh, but this is my-dearer-cake!!"