Two Fleas

[Rondy]

Two fleas were hanging out one day and one of them told the other of his previous night. "Hey buddy, "He says. "I had a great night last night. I went to the symphony concert and had the best seat in the house, I landed in the conductors beard. Things were great until the second movement when he sneezed and I was slung into the sopranos cleavage. It was nice and warm in there but she started to sweat and I slid down between her legs, That's where I fell asleep. One thing I don't get is that when I woke up I was back in the conductors beard."

[Canary42]

That should razor laugh :-}