I Hope..

[1ozzy]

..the birds spincter survived
https://ibb.co/Snp7VJS

[emmie]

crikey what a mess, that can seriously strip the paintwork off the car.

[1ozzy]

Lol, cast a thought for the poor bird,,
,,if indeed it was a bird..

[emmie]

looks like bird poo, perhaps a large bird?

[DTCwordfan]

an emu perhaps?

[david small]

While sitting under an apple tree,
A birdie sent his love to me,
whilst wiping it from my eye,
I was glad that cow’s can’t fly.

[emmie]

emus don't fly do they..... unless it squatted on the bonnet.

[1ozzy]

Apparently pigs can't fly either Dave.
Thank *** for that.

[DTCwordfan]

exactly emmie, it wanted a dump and it thought 'I'll probably go to infiniti.'

[1ozzy]

Emus cannot fly Em.
But they have long and strong legs and can cause damage.
An old Aussie saying..
..May an Emu kick your dunny door in!

[DTCwordfan]

"To Infiniti ....and Beyond." (Buzz-Emu Lightyear)

[emmie]

what ever did it must have been quite a large bird i would have thought.

[1ozzy]

If indeed it was a bird.
White van tradesman could possibly be guilty,,

[emmie]

could be, but that's vandalism.......

[Patsy33]

Split a gut, no doubt.
He'd be in stitches by now, laughing..

[Hopkirk]

A bird crapped on my car.

I'm not taking her out again.