Customer Support

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Customer support:


Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print.
Every
time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer
and
placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't
find it.
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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah..No..................thank you.
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with
her
printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good
point.
The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his
printer is working fine."
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Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys
at
the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen.
Now
type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
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