Flowers
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the
street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her
boyfriend buying flowers.
The redhead sighs and says: "Oh damn, my boyfriend is buying me flowers
again."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: "You don't like getting
flowers from your boyfriend?"
The redhead replies: "I love getting flowers, but he always has
expectations after giving me flowers,
and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde looks at her curiously for a moment and says,
"Don't you have a vase?"