Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

If you're the person who stole my Microsoft Office, I can tell you that you are going to pay.

You have my Word.

[murraymints]

snigger

[DTCwordfan]

Is this PC?

[1ozzy]

You excel

[davebro]

you excel at comedy!

[davebro]

oops!

[1ozzy]

Great minds or fools of a feather?

[Bazile]

I'm glad you don't bombard us with more than one of these every day ; but rather SPREAD these SHEET jokes over the week

[DTCwordfan]

it's because Hoppy is em-powered and to the point, Bazile.

[Spicerack]

Warn them about the very particular set of IT skills you have acquired over a long career in IT.

[Ken4155]

Basically a low-level crime.

[Patsy33]

This must be difficult to process. Let's hope for a positive outlook..