Some Poetry

[Rondy]

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little ***.

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses and all the kings' men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

Georgie Porgy Puddin' and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, 'cause he was gay.

There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad ...
... she got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront
apartment, and a sports car.

Mary had a little watch,
She swallowed it one day.
So her mother gave her castor oil
To help pass the time away.

But the castor oil it did not work,
The watch it would not pass.
Now, if you need to know the time,
Just look up Mary's ....... nose.