Excuses

[Rondy]

Excuses:

I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I
was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I
can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the
party if this helps.
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I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 36 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex
with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was
so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you
send me his phone number? Thanks.
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I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look
the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.
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So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember
for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the
evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going
to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained
unfertilized.
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I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all
when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
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