Fun Facts
Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.
It's also their biggest import.
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My boss told me that as a security guard it’s my job to watch the office.
I’m on season 6 but I’m not really sure what it’s got to do with security.
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I told the doctor's receptionist I need
an appointment.
"How about 10 tomorrow?" she asked.
"I don't need that many,” I replied.
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I called my lawyer and said: ‘Can I ask you two questions?’
He said: ‘Of course. What’s the second question?’
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