Thoughtful Scotsman

[Rondy]

Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading for the pub ?. He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, "Sheila, put your hat and coat on, lassie".

She replied, "Ach, John, that's nice - are you taking me tae the pub with ya ?".

"Nay", John replied, "I'm switching the heat off while I'm oot".

[Old_Geezer]

He had heating on ?!
Are you sure ?