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The Soldier And Nun...............
A Russian soldier runs up to a nun. "Please let me hide under your dress, I'll explain later." The nun agrees.
A moment later two military policemen run up and ask "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replies, "Yes, he went that way."
The police run off.
The soldier crawls from under her dress and says, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Ukraine."
"I completely understand." the nun replies.
The soldier adds, "I hope that I'm not being rude, but you have a great pair of legs."
The nun replied, "If you had looked higher you'd see a great pair of balls. I don't want to go to Ukraine either."
A moment later two military policemen run up and ask "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replies, "Yes, he went that way."
The police run off.
The soldier crawls from under her dress and says, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Ukraine."
"I completely understand." the nun replies.
The soldier adds, "I hope that I'm not being rude, but you have a great pair of legs."
The nun replied, "If you had looked higher you'd see a great pair of balls. I don't want to go to Ukraine either."
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