Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I used to live hand to mouth.
Do you know what changed my life?

Cutlery.

[DTCwordfan]

Oh I thought you were going to say that someone stuck a knife in you....

[Ken4155]

How much did you have to fork out for your cutlery.

[Bazile]

Have you still got that silver spoon ?

[Patsy33]

Glad things are picking up for you..

[ZebuSanctuary]

I'm a firm believer in one should never take a knife to a bun fight!