An Essex Girl

[Rondy]

An Essexgirl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site.

Medic: 'It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions?'

Girl: 'OK'

Medic: 'What's your name?'

Girl: ' Sharon.'

Medic: 'OK Sharon, is this your car?'

Sharon: 'Yes.'

Medic: 'Where are you bleeding from?'

Sharon: 'Romford, mate.

[ToraToraTora]

LOL!

[aelmpvw]

:-))

[teacher1]

.... it used to be a "blonde" joke when I was a kid 70 years ago ! lol

[Ken4155]

Dustman; "Where's yer bin?"
Chinaman; "I bin away."
Dustman; "No, where's yer wheely bin?"
Chinaman; "I weally bin away."

[Patsy33]

Hahaha...

[Spicerack]

Good one. I always thought you were American for some reason, Rondy. Presumably not.

[DTCwordfan]

there, it would be a Floridian girl, probably an ex-Epsteiner....

[zebo]

One Yorkshire hippy asked another Yorkshire hippy Has't binman bin man?