Jungle Holiday
One day a trio of pals were on a jungle holiday together when they were caught by a tribal group.
Before they were about to be executed, they pleaded with Dinah, Queen of the Tribe for mercy. She said, ''Get me something good to eat. If I like it, you will be freed.'' The three men looked at each other and agreed. They then went into the jungle to look for some food
Peter was the first to come back. He came up to the altar and offered grapes. Queen Dinah tasted one and immediately spat it out. She ordered her servants to shove the rest of the grapes up Peter's bottom. The servants did their duty, and left Peter lying on the ground screaming.
Harry was the next to arrive with some yummy apples. The same thing happened to him, but curiously he laughed as the apples were shoved up his bottom. Peter was shocked. Here he was with grapes up his anus howling in pain, but Harry had several apples in his and he was laughing. He asked him ''What the hell are you laughing about?''
A laughing Harry replied "Dave's coming back with a watermelon.'''