Thoughts For The Day

[Rondy]

Thoughts for the day:

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement .

He who hesitates is probably right.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

[Spicerack]

5 is definitely right in this house.

[stocksman]

Is it just coincidence that you put this up on the day that Boris arrives
back in the UK?

[Bazile]

Number 1 is so true in my case .

They always seem to miss the car in front and behind .

I'm sure they aim for my car .
Probably because it's black and shiny ,I'm convinced

[Hopkirk]

If you can keep your head when all around are losing theirs, then you haven't understood the situation.

[ZebuSanctuary]

Never judge a kleptomaniac until you've walked a mile in his brother's shoes.

[zebo]

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing their's, you have obviously misread the gravity of the situation.

[zebo]

Sorry Hopkirk, didn't read all the replies but just shows that great minds............. etc etc.

[Shaglene]

The birds miss my car. I don't know how many times they have crapped on me.

[pimplyteen]

Brill!

[Spicerack]

Great mind, short attention span, Zebo. ;)