Bread...........

[Shaglene]

A duck says "Got any bread?" Reply, "No."
The duck says "Got any bread?" Reply, "No."
The duck says "Got any bread?" Reply,"No. And if you ask me again I'll nail your beak to the floor."
The duck says, "Got ant nails?" Reply, "No."
The duck says, "Got any bread?"

[ZebuSanctuary]

LOL... That quacked me up.