It's A Bird

[Bazile]

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game

[Spicerack]

He sounds like a lark to me.

[Ken4155]

What did you do when it was your tern, Baz? Did you make him egret tit?

[Ken4155]

Eider given him one round he old oriole and told him to buzzard off.

[dustypuss]

He sounds like a bit of a tit.

[Spicerack]

I thought my answer was a good one but your tree pipit, ken.

[Bazile]

Two vultures were in the desert eating a dead clown.

The first vulture says to the second: 'Does that taste funny to you?'

The second vulture replied - '' yes , he does seem to be on the 'TERN'

[ToraToraTora]

you were pretty swift with that pun baz.

[Ken4155]

No need to get all uppity and sound bittern about it, Spicey.

[Ken4155]

Wren you gonna grow up?

[jno]

you expect anyone to swallow that? It sounds falcon ridiculous.

[Bazile]

A vulture arrives at the airport check-in. He's carrying a dead rabbit under one wing.
"Return ticket to Death Valley please."
"Pleasure trip?"
"Yup, sort of a u-pick kind of thing."
"LOL, very good! Ok, here you go.
Are you checking the rabbit in?"

"No, this is carrion."

[Bazile]

I was going to post a risque one - however i think i will 'her on' the side of caution