Waiting For My Cupoa

[Bazile]

I sent my girlfriend out to buy a pint of milk .

It's been almost two weeks now, and she has not returned yet .





I'm getting very worried now that the milk has gone off

[Patsy33]

Sounds like things have turned sour between you...

[davebro]

she's probably frantically searching for a pint - it's mostly in litres now!

[Spicerack]

It's often the whey nowadays.

[Bazile]

Do you think she might have gone to the Tesco express in Cowaramup, Australia?

[brian j john]

and the tea has gone cold

[gness]

You too, Baz. In the 60s I sent a friend, another David, to buy a packet of cigarettes from the corner shop.
About three months later I got a postcard from Australia. :-(

[Bazile]

She might be 'down under' the cow ,looking for the udders

[ZebuSanctuary]

// I sent a friend...(cut)... to buy a packet of cigarettes...(cut)... three months later I got a postcard from Australia //

On the bright side, your health benefited since you didn't smoke for 3 months :-)

[ZebuSanctuary]

Do you think she may have lost her bottle?