Any Strangers In Town Today

[Bazile]

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.
He slides up to the bar and announces:

'I'm looking for the man who shot ma paw.'

[Zacs-Master]

[Spicerack]

Was it the Dingo Kid?

[Khandro]

:0) and a moment later a penguin walked in & said, "Has my brother been in?" & the barman says, "Don't know, what's he look like?

[Bazile]

When he had finished his whiskey, he walked into the German car showroom next door & shouts

'' Audi - I'm looking for the man who shot ....''

[ZebuSanctuary]

"That be me!", said the Gun Dog.

And another thing, don't go for yer gun, cus I tend to Winalot of these shoot outs.