Teacher

[Rondy]

TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
HARRY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

HARRY: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
HARRY: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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TEACHER: Harry, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's Did you copy his?
HARRY: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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