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A man of Afro-Caribbean origin arrives at the pearly gates, to be greeted by God.
Welcome, said God, what have you done to gain entrance to heaven.
"Well" said the man " I married the most eligible and beautiful woman, in England, with 20 members of a bikers gang hammering at the church door.
God replies, " That is worthy of entrance to heaven, please enter., by the way, when did this happen?"
" About ten minutes ago, " replies the man.
Welcome, said God, what have you done to gain entrance to heaven.
"Well" said the man " I married the most eligible and beautiful woman, in England, with 20 members of a bikers gang hammering at the church door.
God replies, " That is worthy of entrance to heaven, please enter., by the way, when did this happen?"
" About ten minutes ago, " replies the man.
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