Little known fact there is a patron saint of checking bread rolls before removing them from the oven.
Saint John the bap test.........
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Tonight is the Constipation Clubs Christmas dinner.
Sadly I can't go.
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My wife told me to stop making camera puns.
I told her to stop focusing on the negatives and develop a sense of humour.
She left me in a flash.
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Thinking about having Bucks Fizz for Christmas.
Still making my mind up.
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