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The Bet
Sister Mary burst into Father Thomas's office in a high state of agitation. "Father!" she cried "just you wait until you hear this!" The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, "Calm down and tell me what has you so excited."
"Well, Father", the nun began, "I was just walking into the chapel when I heard some boys wagering money."
"A serious infraction, indeed!" said the priest.
"But that's not what has me so excited, Father," she replied, "it was WHAT they were wagering ON. They had wagered to see who could urinate the highest up the wall!"
"What an incredible wager!" What did you do.?
"Well, I hit the ceiling, Father."
"Really, how much did you win?"
"Well, Father", the nun began, "I was just walking into the chapel when I heard some boys wagering money."
"A serious infraction, indeed!" said the priest.
"But that's not what has me so excited, Father," she replied, "it was WHAT they were wagering ON. They had wagered to see who could urinate the highest up the wall!"
"What an incredible wager!" What did you do.?
"Well, I hit the ceiling, Father."
"Really, how much did you win?"
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