How Embarrassing

[Rondy]

When Jane reached the checkout counter, she learned that one of her items had
no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and
boomed out for all the store to hear, "Price check on Tampax, super size
please."
As if that was not bad enough, somebody at the rear of the store
misunderstood the word "Tampax" for "thumbtacks."
In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the
intercom, "Do you want the kind you push in with your thumb or the kind you
pound in with a hammer?"