Newspaper

[Rondy]

I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

"This is the 21st century," she said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.".

I can tell you this... That bloody fly never knew what hit him!

[Buenchico]

I was in almost exactly the same situation!

However I soon discovered that an iPad isn't as soft and absorbent as newspaper is ;-)