Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Why do riot police get up super early?
To beat the crowds.

[douglas9401]

Oh! You're going to get letters for that.

[zebo]

I expected you to say it was to put the kettle on.

[Patsy33]

They probably get a few kicks out of it..

[Hopkirk]

Took me a while to get that, Zebo.

[dustypuss]

That is revolting.