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[Rondy]

Liverpool Echo:

Twenty-three-year-old Dennis Sullivan was attempting to rob what he
thought was an armoured car in Merseyside. In reality, it was a
laundry truck delivering towels and mops to a local store.

According to one police officer, "Holding a sawed-off shotgun, Sullivan
ran up to the driver and said, 'Give it up.'
The driver said, 'What?'
Sullivan grabbed a bag and ran off but soon realized he had a bag of mop
heads."

[Gramps82]

This a jokes page not a News page.

[bobbinwales]

Seems funny to me gramps

[piggynose]

so he made a clean getaway!

[Ken4155]

He wanted to get into money-laundering.