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Brewing Convention
At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs
of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at
the end of the days conferencing.
Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the barkeep, "In
Australia, we make the best bladdy beer in the world,
so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate."
Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next, "In the States,
we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the
king of them all, give me a Bud."
Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das
beer, ferdamt.?? Give me ein Becks, da ist der real
King of beers, danke."
Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward, "Barman,
would ya give me a diet coke with ice and lemon.
tanks."
The others stare at him in stunned silence,
amazement written all over their faces. Eventually
Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness,
Pat?"
Paddy replies "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't
drinkin', then neither am I!"
of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at
the end of the days conferencing.
Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the barkeep, "In
Australia, we make the best bladdy beer in the world,
so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate."
Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next, "In the States,
we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the
king of them all, give me a Bud."
Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das
beer, ferdamt.?? Give me ein Becks, da ist der real
King of beers, danke."
Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward, "Barman,
would ya give me a diet coke with ice and lemon.
tanks."
The others stare at him in stunned silence,
amazement written all over their faces. Eventually
Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness,
Pat?"
Paddy replies "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't
drinkin', then neither am I!"
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