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Put the radio on in my car today and sparks came out...
This town ain't big enough for the both of us !!
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Just spent four hours in A & E.
I fell off the roof at IKEA and got my legs wedged in the sign.
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I often wonder what happens to rock stars after their music careers end.
Just found out that Elvis Costello got a job at his local McVities factory as a security guard.
He’s watching the Digestives..
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My boss came to me at lunch: "Where the hell have you been? I've been trying to find you all morning!"
I shrugged and said: "You always said good employees are hard to find."
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This town ain't big enough for the both of us !!
___
Just spent four hours in A & E.
I fell off the roof at IKEA and got my legs wedged in the sign.
___
I often wonder what happens to rock stars after their music careers end.
Just found out that Elvis Costello got a job at his local McVities factory as a security guard.
He’s watching the Digestives..
___
My boss came to me at lunch: "Where the hell have you been? I've been trying to find you all morning!"
I shrugged and said: "You always said good employees are hard to find."
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