Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

An exercise for people who are out of shape: Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend your arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax. After a few weeks, move up to ten-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound potato bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.

[Arksided]

Reminds me of a two Ronnies sketch.

“If I can guess how many fish you have in that sack, can I have one of them?”

“If you can guess how many fish are in this sack you can have both of them”.

[10ClarionSt]

Or the guy who fell off a 100ft ladder without hurting himself - he fell off the bottom rung. Anyway Hopkirk, how did you manage to rumble my keep fit routine?