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[Rondy]

My wife is like a newspaper.
She has a new issue every day.
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All day I’ve been pretending to be different types of wood.....
I’m board now.
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Friend of mine only dated women from Norwich
He loved the Norfolk Broads.
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At school I was the best at wasting paper by quite a large margin.
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A new film is coming out about a fella who wins the world knitting championship, starring Al Pacino...
It's called scarf ace.
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