Airport

[Rondy]

I got stopped coming through customs at Manchester airport for carrying two big hessian bags of Mobiles over my shoulder.

I tried to explain that my cousin had said 'If ever you're in America bring me back two saxophones'

[Gramps82]

Refer to maggiebe post on 17 March. You really must stop copying other people's jokes, or head them as a repeat.

[DTCwordfan]

A joke about an airport - easy.

Heathrow

[DTCwordfan]

How many American sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Kenny G would have done it.

[dustypuss]

Heathrow Airport police are concerned at the number of passengers smuggling helium filled balloons in their luggage. Cases continue to rise…