Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Friends of an old boy hire a lady of the night for his 90th birthday. She arrives at his door, throws open her coat, and says, “I’m here to give you super sex!”

The old man thinks a second and says “I’ll take the soup.”

[murraymints]

hmmmmmm..coat !

[Patsy33]

Did he take a pee and ham soup?..

[Ken4155]

At his age, he probably plumped for 'I'll forgetti' soup.