And There's More

[Rondy]

The most advanced androids are taken to Africa for testing.
Botswana?
I don't think they have a choice.
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Sailors from the days of wooden sailing boats were very superstitious.
They would not permit wooden hand basins on their vessels, fearing their ship’s wood sink.
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I've never been good at chess.
Unlike my Czech mate.
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I bought one of those smart light switches but it was too clever for me.
So I replaced it with a dimmer switch!
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Friend of mine has just become an Antiques dealer.
I asked him what he thought of the Chinese Dynasty.....
He said he thought it was really badly dubbed.....
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My mate has just come back from a tour of Ireland.
I asked him..."What did you think of County Down"?
He said...."It's not been the same since Carol Vorderman left."
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[Patsy33]

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