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[Rondy]

Wife;
When we first met, you used to nibble my ear.

Husband:
I can't now? My teeth are in the bathroom.
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My local is hosting a new beer, Magna Carta, it’s a sort of runny mead.
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I’ve just got a picture of my computer workstation printed on a jumper.
I love my new desk top.
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Fishermen believe beer is the secret to catching fish....
In order to think like a fish, you have to drink like a fish.
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