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Two not very bright chaps decide to run a pub but fail miserably.
One of them suggests opening a brothel but the other is of the opinion that if they couldn't sell beer they'd never sell soup.
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I've just been to a pub called The Goalkeepers Arms…
What a dive!
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My Dad always said that it was rude to point.
Great Dad, terrible bricklayer.
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My brother and I are really competitive when it comes to buying gifts for our mother’s sister.
This year, my brother bought her a stairlift.
He’s really upped the Auntie this time.
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I’ve just started reading a book about fantastic underground rooms.
It’s a best cellar.
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One of them suggests opening a brothel but the other is of the opinion that if they couldn't sell beer they'd never sell soup.
___
I've just been to a pub called The Goalkeepers Arms…
What a dive!
___
My Dad always said that it was rude to point.
Great Dad, terrible bricklayer.
___
My brother and I are really competitive when it comes to buying gifts for our mother’s sister.
This year, my brother bought her a stairlift.
He’s really upped the Auntie this time.
___
I’ve just started reading a book about fantastic underground rooms.
It’s a best cellar.
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Very good !
For some reason those short ones reminded me of an English comedian called Cardew Robinson (aka Cardew the Cad)
He used to tell jokes & get the punch lines mixed up, so he might say, using Rondy's gags;
I’ve just started reading a book about fantastic underground rooms.
What a dive! (actually that nearly works !)
(embarrassed laughter)
Then he'd tell another;
I've just been to a pub called The Goalkeepers Arms
It’s a best cellar. (omg that nearly works too!)
Slight pause & the the audience would realise what had happened to great hilarity.
Anyone remember him?
For some reason those short ones reminded me of an English comedian called Cardew Robinson (aka Cardew the Cad)
He used to tell jokes & get the punch lines mixed up, so he might say, using Rondy's gags;
I’ve just started reading a book about fantastic underground rooms.
What a dive! (actually that nearly works !)
(embarrassed laughter)
Then he'd tell another;
I've just been to a pub called The Goalkeepers Arms
It’s a best cellar. (omg that nearly works too!)
Slight pause & the the audience would realise what had happened to great hilarity.
Anyone remember him?
For those of us old enough to remember the 1958 Cup Final when Bolton's Nat Lofthouse shoulder charged the Man U goalkeeper Harry Gregg into the goal and the goal was allowed, in later life Lofthouse kept a pub in Bolton and Gregg went in. As Lofthouse handed over the drink to Gregg he waved away the proffered money, We don't charge goalkeepers here!
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