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[Rondy]

My mate and his wife have just named their baby daughter after a flower.
She will be called self raising Smith.
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I was going to post a joke about my aging brown horse.
But then I thought, “not that old chestnut”
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It was raining 5,10 & 20 pence pieces earlier.
Must be climate change.
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Somebody just phoned me, coughed, sneezed and then hung up
I hate cold callers....
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I went for a job at a skin care company.
I had to apply twice daily.
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Today marks 100 days sober.
Obviously not in a row or anything silly like that, but in total over the years.
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