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I was walking along the street the other day when I slipped in dog ***.
A minute later, some guy did exactly the same.
I said to him, "I just did that!"
So he punched me in the face and called me a dirty ***!
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I took a girl home. We got kissing on the sofa & before long I slipped my hand into her knickers. She asked, "Shall we take this upstairs?"
I said, "No I'd rather we did it here."
"Oh I see," she winked. "Something in your bedroom you don't want me to see eh?"
"Yeah, my wife!"
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You can burn up to 150 calories through one vigorous session of masturbation...
Still got kicked out of my Weight Watchers meeting though!
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Books that were never written: Running to the toilet by Willy Makeit illustrated by Betty Wont.
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A minute later, some guy did exactly the same.
I said to him, "I just did that!"
So he punched me in the face and called me a dirty ***!
____
I took a girl home. We got kissing on the sofa & before long I slipped my hand into her knickers. She asked, "Shall we take this upstairs?"
I said, "No I'd rather we did it here."
"Oh I see," she winked. "Something in your bedroom you don't want me to see eh?"
"Yeah, my wife!"
____
You can burn up to 150 calories through one vigorous session of masturbation...
Still got kicked out of my Weight Watchers meeting though!
____
Books that were never written: Running to the toilet by Willy Makeit illustrated by Betty Wont.
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