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A Rich Arab
A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he
sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and
traditional locks of hair.
He doesn't have to be Einstein to know this guy is Jewish.
So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear:
'drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Jew over
there'.
Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says: 'thank you', in an equally loud voice.This infuriates the Arab.
He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.
As before, this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy. He continues to smile, and again yells: 'thank you'.
The Arab asks the bartender: "What's the matter with that Jew? I've
ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all
he does is smile and thank me."
The bartender replies: 'He owns the place'.
sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and
traditional locks of hair.
He doesn't have to be Einstein to know this guy is Jewish.
So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear:
'drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Jew over
there'.
Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says: 'thank you', in an equally loud voice.This infuriates the Arab.
He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.
As before, this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy. He continues to smile, and again yells: 'thank you'.
The Arab asks the bartender: "What's the matter with that Jew? I've
ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all
he does is smile and thank me."
The bartender replies: 'He owns the place'.
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