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[Rondy]

My friend is obsessed with being a pantomime villain.
I think he has a boos problem.
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I call my wife infinity
She goes on and on and on.
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If anyone has a pair of work gloves they don’t want, I’ll take them off your hands.
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I was in Tesco and saw a bloke off Crimewatch who is wanted for several rapes. I tackled him to the ground and punched him unconscious.
But when the police arrived they arrested me instead of him...
Apparently they use actors on the show!
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My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, “do you smoke or drink coffee?”
I told him I usually drink it.
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Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
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[Patsy33]

:-))
Love 'em!