And There's More

[Rondy]

DOCTOR: "I'd like to talk to you about your weight."


PATIENT: "It was 2 and a half hours."
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Just bought one of those low energy bulbs from B&Q.

Assistant said 'will you be putting it up yourself sir?'

I replied 'no...it's going up in the lounge!'….....
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[jno]

lol

[Moorea7]

Following on -

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.

[jno]

crowdsource it - many hands make light work.

[windywillow]

:0)

[zebo]

Motto of the German Electricians' Union, Many Hans make light work.

That makes me feel 8 again and in the playground!