I went down to the red light area to 'relieve some tension'... each girls price ranged from £100 to £150, then I saw this pretty little redhead in a doorway, I asked her how much, she said "£25," I said "Why are you so cheap? "
She said, "I don't have a womb," I said, "Have you had it taken away? "
She said, "No, we'll have to go acwoss the woad and do it against the wailings."